And now.... some age-based humour.
2. You found another grey hair... on your balls.
3. You're in your late 20s, and you're seriously considering calling the police on your 20 something neighbour, as the horseplay you can hear coming from his is just too darn loud.
4. Your father's once radical opinions (on everything) seem to make alot more sense. In my case. this is perhaps the most fearful of these ten. Although it could be the Bourbon speaking.
5. Scotch+Cheese+Scrabble = PARTY TIME.
6. When applying for a job, you list 'a nice sit-down' as one of your sports/hobbies.
7. You become alot more solemn when it comes to death. Expressions like 'he had a good innings', or 'thats no age at all' become mere verbatim to you. Its worse when youre applying said expressions to everyday items, such as your Playstation 2. I dont have a Playstation 3 simply because the more functions something has, the more that can go wrong with it... Oh God, Im doing it again..
8. You start leaving gigs earlier and earlier so you can get the hell out of there and 'beat the traffic'.
9. Your vocabulary grows. 'Youngsters'. 'youths', 'rascal', and on one occasion 'rapscallion', will al begin to make frequent appearances. Mainly when you're reading the paper. With a nice cup of tea. And a shortbread finger.
10. Youve read all of the above, and are now cringing. (Especially if youre a woman, yet the hair on balls one resonates with you).
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